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Transsexual aliens invade New Jersey!
Transsexual alien eels, that is:

Just when we thought that Dirty Jerse had hit rock bottom, its rivers and forests have become overrun with a slimy, invasive species of eel that can live for months during droughts and change sex if necessary in order to keep reproducing. The Asian swamp eels were found recently in Silver Lake.
Posted by: Mike 2008-09-25
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=251025