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" Dude, where’s my French bottled water?"
From New York Magazine’s celebrity gossip column, so it’s got to be true.
It appears that man of the people Michael Moore has gone completely J.Lo on event organizers with pre-event demands. Before he’d agree to present an award for the best 30-second anti-Bush ad at a Manhattan MoveOn.org benefit earlier this month, Moore’s handlers insisted that he have a supply of Evian backstage. “Even Poland Spring wasn’t good enough,” says our inside source. “They called up to make sure he would have Evian.”
"Oui! I must ’ave ze French stuff!"
If he starts demanding orange-blossom- scented candles next, we’re going to call for an intervention.
You can’t make this stuff up.
Posted by: Mike 2004-01-27
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=25112