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Man jailed for "activity" at car wash
 Whaddya mean by "activity", Muldoon? Just read the report, okay, sarge? A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a Thomas Township car wash, police say. Is that law on the books? A Thomas Township resident called police to report "someone acting suspicious" at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger. Whaddya mean by suspicious, sir? Ummmmm...could you just send somebody? The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said. Soooo...was it good for you? "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard," he said. If he put his quarters in, would that be considered "consenual"? Posted by: tu3031 2008-10-20 |
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