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Men dump burning bag of trash at local home

Lubbock police arrested two people suspected of leaving a burning bag of trash on the doorstep of a local residence.

Officers said the suspects also kicked a hole in the front door shortly before 2:30 a.m. Sunday in the 1900 block of 61st Street. Police arrested Brian Dale Bayliss, 29, and Bronson Randd Arington, 19, on charges of arson, criminal mischief and attempted burglary, according to a police report.
Note that Idiot #1, (Bayliss) is 29 years old, about twice the average age for perps of this kind of dipshittery. I suspect that Idiot #2's name is misspelled, possibly because he does not know how to spell it himself.
Officers located Bayliss and Arington driving down the alley behind the residence shortly after the incident. They said they found physical evidence linking the suspects to the crime.
Physical evidence? The brains they left behind when they got out of the car? Trash parceled out in neat arson-sized packets? Kitchen matches?
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2008-11-25
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=255935