Dummycratic underground lampooned!
Hat tip LGF. From IMAO.I donât think there is a single blog out there I read that hasnât at least once linked to Democratic Undergroundâs Forum. The place is like a train wreck of human thought; you just canât help but gawk at their twisted logic and wild-eyed conspiracy theories. Iâve even ended up becoming addicted to the site; anytime there is breaking news, I think, "I wonder what the nuts are saying about this," and head straight for DU. Itâs like a daily freak show. Yet, Iâve begun to tire of it, and I realized why. In the end, itâs really just the same thing over and over. After careful analysis (two minutes thought), I think I broke down all the variance of opinion youâll ever see on DU and put into one imitated thread. They will often go on longer than this, but then itâs a lot of the same posts being made over and over by other people. Well, without further ado, here is the...
UNIVERSAL DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND THREAD
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muck4d00
[News Headline]
[Excerpt of article about military issue, political issue, man-made event, natural occurence, or... well... anything followed by link to entire article]
Looks suspicious to me.
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[Index of response titles]
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8lame8ush
1. Obvious ploy
Itâs obvious that Karl Rove is behind this. How this happened on [whatever the date is] is just too convenient in timing, especially considering that [Bushâs poll numberâs are up/Bushâs poll numbers are down/Bushâs poll numbers are neutral/itâs raining in Antigua].
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Th!nkH3sFunny
2. Treat for Bush*
I bet Karl Rove is giving Chimpy a banana over this one.
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muck4d00
LOL!
Though your humor was blunt and inept, I will praise you for it, Th!nkH3sFunny, and pretend I laughed since it goes along with my own prejudices.
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halfempty
4. Nothing we can do
This just make me feel so depressed. There is nothing Bush* and the neo-cons wonât do to keep power and wage war. Remember, these are the same people who rigged an election, killed Carnahan and Wellstone, and stole my bong. Theyâre going to steal the election again with the "liberal media" helping them all the way. Then theyâll plunge the world into death and chaos and Iâll never be able to get another bong.
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halffull
5. This will sink Bush*
I disagree, halfempty, this is exactly what is going to make people realize that Bush* really is like Hitler⊠and then everyone will turn against him⊠and then true progressives will get in office⊠and then peace will be had in the world⊠and then gumdrops will fall from the sky⊠and then unicorns will roam the land once again.
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M3sn00ty
6. We smart
You may be right, halffull, but remember that we, the progressives of DU, are much smarter than everyone else. We have to carefully move all others to our viewpoints because most still donât understand [convoluted conspiracy theory no one understands].
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halffull
7. At least we have debate
Itâs great at least that we talk about things like this here, and donât block out views we donât like such as the Freepers and Repugs do.
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8. Deleted message
Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules and better conform to GroupThinkâ¢.
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Imune2Irony
9. Repugs are nazis
This all just goes along with the Bush*âs and the Repugsâ nazi mentality. The only way we can preserve liberty is to round up the Repugs and put them in ovens.
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N3wGuy
10. My own 2 cents
Ooh! Ooh! Iâm a monkey!
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muck4d00
11, Back to the main point
Imune2Irony and N3wGuy makes some great points, but I just hope everyone keeps in mind how [what was mentioned in the original article] can really be used against us. I bet even the Zionists and the Christians are all cheering about this.
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AFewM4rblesL3ft
12. Careful
Watch how you phrase things. Letâs try not to get labeled anti-Semitic and anti-Christian again.
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4sylum3scapee
13. Donât be dumb
I wouldnât worry about offending Jews or Christians. If youâve been paying attention to all that going on, especially [a weather occurrence that unconvinced Democrats], itâs obvious that GOD IS BOUGHT AND PAID FOR BY HALIBURTON!
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muck4d00
14. Exactly
If a glowing angel approaches you or a burning bush starts talking to you, DONâT LISTEN TO IT BECAUSE IT IS PURE PRO-BUSH PROPAGANDA!
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4sylum3scapee
15. Beware
Holy Spirit = Goebbels
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Th!nkH3sFunny
16. Wouldnât that be great
I wish someone would burn Bush*.
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Moderator
17. Locking
Thread is being locked to keep nuttiness evenly spread throughout the forum.
Thank you for your understanding and cooperation,
DU moderator
Posted by: Steve from Relto 2004-02-04 |