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Iran bans volunteers from fighting Israel
| Phhhhew. I'll bet there's thousands of pseudo Jihadis that are breathing easier... |
| And their Moms. Don't forget all their sainted mothers... |
Iran's top leader has banned hard-line Iranian volunteers from leaving the country to carry out suicide bombings against Israel.
| Someone sent a message, did they ... |
Iran's state television on Thursday quoted Ayatollah Ali Khamenei as saying that Iran can't allow volunteers to cross its border and take military action against Israel. But he said Iran won't spare any efforts to assist Hamas in other ways.
| In other words...good luck, boys. Give em hell for us. |
| "Youse guys could always stage a sit-in! Or maybe take over an embassy!" |
Hard-line Iranian student groups asked the government to authorize volunteers to go carry out suicide bombings in Israel in response to the IDF assault on the Gaza Strip.
| Lemme at em! LEMME AT EM!! |
"I want to moidalize 'em!"
"Finish yer education first, sonny."
"But I've memorized the Quran! And I can shoot-off a gun! What else do I need to learn?" |
Iran is Hamas's main backer, though the country denies sending weapons to the Islamic terrorist movement.
| Just good wishes and happy thoughts. |
The volunteers staged a sit-in at Teheran's international Mehrabad airport this week, demanding they be sent to Gaza, the online Rooz agency reported.
| Worked about as well as any other student sit-in around the world ... |
The volunteers, numbering up to 200 people, belonged to an Iranian group, which issued an advertisement earlier this week offering a reward of $1 million to anyone who would assassinate Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak.
| Betcha the Mad Mullahs™ would react different if someone offered a million to whack Short Round ... |
Posted by: tu3031 2009-01-08 |
