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Pr0n Industry Needs Help
Countercolumn News Ticker: Pr0n industry seeks Federal Bailout
(CNT)Stung by limp sales and sagging profits, the American pr0nography industry has fallen on hard times, and is seeking a $5 billion injection from Uncle Sam, according to CNN. Experts say that unless the Treasury moves quickly, the entire U.S. adult entertainment industry could go down quicker than a crack whore on a quota, say anal-ysts.

Jason's double entendres needed a wider audience. And I needed a good chuckle.
Posted by: Glenmore 2009-01-08
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=259350