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Castro: Bush Could Not Debate A Ninth Grader
On the other hand, he's pretty good at making dictators hide in the bottom of outdoor toilets...
Cuban leader Fidel Castro resorted to humor on Saturday to defend himself from U.S. hostility, ridiculing President Bush for his gaffes. "Bush could not debate a Cuban ninth grader, who knows more than he does," Castro said in a speech closing an international conference of economists hosted by his communist government.
| Hey, that's very witty! Good thing he didn't have to debate Mullah Omar or Sammy, huh? |
Castro had his audience of 1,400 economists in stitches when he read out some of Bush's more unfortunate statements. Among other gaffes, Castro quoted Bush as saying: "I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy;" "I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family;" "More and more of our imports come from overseas;" and "The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case."
| Slate's had a good time with that kind of verbal slip. I believe they've compiled a whole book of them. I don't know if this is a pep talk or if Fidel actually believes the "Bush is dumb" line. If he does, it's a mistake. |
Looking cheerful and dressed in a dark gray business suit with a salmon-colored tie instead of this trademark uniform, Castro laid to rest recent rumors that he may have died by delivering a four-hour 20-minute speech in which he railed against White House efforts to get rid of him.
| "See?" he cackled. "I ain't dead yet!" |
Posted by: Fred Pruitt 2004-02-16 |
