Deputies: Banana used as gun in holdup, then eaten
WINSTON-SALEM, N.C. - Authorities in North Carolina say a store owner and a patron thwarted a teen accused of trying to carry out a robbery by concealing a banana beneath his shirt to resemble a gun.
Is that a banana in yer pants or are ya just glad ta see me?
Winston-Salem authorities say 17-year-old John Szwalla entered the Internet cafe Thursday and demanded money, saying he had a gun.
"Anybody moves ya get a 'nana in da ear!"
The owner, Bobby Ray Mabe, said he and a customer jumped Szwalla, holding him until deputies arrived. While they waited, Mabe says the teen ate the banana.
"What gun? aint yall ever seen a man eat a banana? Hokay, nobody moves or I trow da peel onna floor!"
Mabe says deputies took pictures of the peel.Was it a shutterpeel? How many rounds of rind? | Forsyth County Sheriff's office spokesman Maj. Brad Stanley says deputies joked about charging Szwalla with destroying evidence.
I can just see these pictures in the local crime museum.
Szwalla faces a charge of attempted armed robbery. Jail officials say he doesn't have an attorney.
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2009-05-17 |