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Today's Idiot
 Family axes wedding plans, man cuts off organ in protestCAIRO -- A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, "I said 'no' and that means 'no!' You ain't marryin' that floozy--her kind ain't good enough fer us. Now quit pesterin' me." the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, "Okay, Dad, if that's the way you want it, I'll show you!" "Pull yer pants back up boy! You don't gotta show me--" "Look out! He's got a knife!" "Watch this!" "Eeeewwww!" "Gross!" "Ooooowwwwww! That hurt! I didn't think that would hurt that much." "Serves ya right ya knucklehead! Now pick that thing up!" said a police official. The man was rushed to the hospital "Super glue-stat!" but doctors were unable to reattach the severed member, the official added citing the police report filed after the incident. The official, who spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak with the press, "Shhhhh! Don't tell anyone I told you." added that the man was still recovering in the hospital.
Posted by: Mike 2009-06-01 |
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