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Anatomy of a conspiracy theory
I give this one an 8.5 on a scale of 10 -- note how intelligence agencies in multiple countries who can't stand one another somehow cooperate
Kelly was Murdered' Says UK Intelligence Insider
Simon Aronowitz: ThoughtCrimeNews.com/PrisonPlanet.com
Shocking new details about the death of Dr David Kelly emerged exclusively today on the Alex Jones radio show. Michael Shrimpton, a UK national security lawyer who was a guest on the show, revealed that sources within MI5 and MI6 are `furious' that Kelly was murdered. Shrimpton spoke in depth about the details of Kelly's murder on 17th July 2003, information which has been withheld by the British press. With apparent
appearances are all in a good conspiracy theory
backing from the organisations whose members he claims to speak for, Shrimpton presented their view that Dr Kelly had been murdered by a team of assassins and the charade of an apparent suicide was then played out to cover this up.
Were they Samoans? I think I saw this in a Woody Allen movie, years ago, when he was funny...
Speaking with impeccable credentials, including contributions to the Journal for International Security Affairs and having previously given a closed-doors confidential briefing to the US Senate Intelligence Committee, Shrimpton exploded the much-reported myth that Dr Kelly had taken his own life. He spoke of the probable method of Kelly's death, the group which most likely carried out the assassination, who arranged it and finally where the responsibility lies. Additionally, he explained the political context and motive for Kelly's murder.
We keep falling back into this bad novel. This is supposed to be taking place in the parlour, after LeGume assembles all the suspects...
David Kelly went missing on 17th July 2003 and was found dead on 18th July. In the previous days, Kelly had testified before Parliament's Foreign Affairs Select Committee that he was not the source of a BBC story which had accused the Government of making false claims about Iraq's WMD. When Kelly's body was found, the British press quickly reported it as a suicide, though several analysts had their doubts. On Jones' show, Shrimpton explained how he had learned that David Kelly was the BBC's source before the BBC disclosed this fact. He went on to explain that his source from within the intelligence community knew David Kelly personally, and did not believe that he had committed suicide.
"That's right, Inspector! He couldn't have committed suicide! We were in love! We were going to run away together..."
After making their own enquiries, says Shrimpton, this source determined that Dr Kelly had not committed suicide, but rather had been assassinated. Apparently
what a wonderful word!
at ease to discuss these explosive disclosures, Shrimpton explained that there was advance knowledge of Kelly's death in Whitehall, but that the deed itself was most likely carried out by the French external security organisation, DGSE.
"Alistair, he must be removed. But we can't do it ourselves."
"Perhaps we should ask our good friends across the channel, M?"
There was no indication that anybody in MI5 or MI6 had been involved. He went further by suggesting that the hit squad itself was composed of Iraqis from the former regime's Mukhabarat intelligence organisation, recruited from Damascus with the help of Syria's own intelligence apparatus.
"Colonel de Rierre, we have been requested by our friends on the other side of the channel to bump off one of their nationals, a fairly important man in the government. His Excellency, M. le President, has agreed. Whom shall we use for this most delicate mission?"
"How about some Iraqis, mon general?"
"Zoot alors! Brilliant, Colonel de Rierre! Simply brilliant!"
They were apparently then flown into Corsica, seven days prior to the murder. He doubts that any of the hit-squad are still alive.
how convenient!
Officially, Kelly's body was said to have been found in a copse, in a wood, but the forensic tents were set up in the adjacent field, suggesting, says Shrimpton, that the body was found in the field. This has not been explained to his satisfaction.
after all, woods are the obvious place to set up tents!
The incision in Kelly's wrist was probably to conceal the injection of both Dextroprypoxythene, the active ingredient in Co-Proxamol, and Succinylcholine, a muscle relaxant, rather than as evidence of his bleeding to death, as highlighted by a group of six doctors in letters published in the British press. Shrimpton further agreed with the doctors by pointing out that Kelly only had one Co-Proxamol tablet in his body and that this was not sufficient to kill him.
I'd have used iocane instead. It's colorless, odorless, and tasteless. Everybody knows that. Those Frenchies were way behind the curve.
According to Shrimpton, Kelly was murdered because he had been talking to the press and there was a fear of what else he might discuss with journalists.
"Alistair, he must be stopped! There's no telling what he might say!"
"Of course, sir. I'll call the French right now."
Furthermore, Kelly was due to return to Iraq and may have learned fresh information on that trip which Whitehall could not afford to trust him with.
ah, now we get to the heart of the matter
Shrimpton's appearance on Jones' show gave him the first public opportunity to bring forward his information, since the story has been effectively censored by the British Press, who according to Shrimpton are concerned about losing the pro-Euro Tony Blair as Prime Minister were they to publish details of Kelly's assassination.
not to mention their credibility if they gave space to this garbage
Blair's departure, he says, could threaten Britain's proposed adoption of the Euro as the national currency. Whilst this story begins to circulate in the USA, the coverage in the UK may well remain nil, whilst maneuvering behind the scenes attempts to pre-empt Shrimpton's accusation of government-sanctioned murder of one of its own operatives.
"Alistair! This man Shrimpton! He knows too much!"
"Yes, sir. Shall I call the Frenchies again?"
"No, Alistair. That would not be subtle. This time we must use... the Samoans!"
"Dear Gawd, sir! Not... Not... Not the Samoans!"
Only with public support, and a belief that this information should be widely known,
and a good supply of tin foil headgear
can this information be brought into the wide open and covered by the mainstream media.
Posted by: rkb 2004-03-02
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=27285