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Drunken nun crashes tractor
A Benedictine nun could lose her driving licence after hitting a car parked outside her convent at Krzeszow in southeast Poland while drunk at the wheel of a tractor, a local police spokesman, Dariusz Waluch said. Waluch said the 45-year nun "was in no fit state to blow into a breathalyser" after the accident and police were waiting for the results of a blood-alcohol test before charging her.
As the country song points out, they should have taken the keys to her old John Deere.
I wonder if she was soused on Benedictine?

Posted by: Chuck Simmins 2004-03-04
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