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How can I help, Mr. President?
Why would anyone want to deprive impressionable school-aged children from hearing the inspiring wisdom of the president? Barack Obama is determined to impart his knowledge upon our pliable offspring via webcast across the country next week and we should not stand in his way.

This is, as they say, a teachable moment. There is nothing to fear. Naturally, teachers and parents, incapable of handling the sheer concentrated intellectual force of such a historic event, have been forwarded a detailed lesson plan by the Department of Education (sic) so that no child will be inadvertently blinded by the dazzling light of hope.

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I read it and read it again. It was better each time.
Posted by: Mullah Richard 2009-09-05
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=278279