Naked woman brings Hotel Indonesia traffic to a halt
An elderly foreign woman brought traffic around the Hotel Indonesia traffic circle to a halt Sunday when she stripped off all her clothes.
"My eyes!"
[SCREECH!]
[CRASH!]
"Put it back on!"
The woman had reportedly been walking around the fountain since morning, but motorists slowed down to watch when she began taking off her clothes until she was completely naked, kompas.com reported.
"Don't look!"
"I can't look!"
[SMASH! CRUNCH!]
"I looked."
Two female police officers then approached her and covered her in a blanket, before taking her to the nearby police post. The woman had no ID on her, but police reached the brilliant conclusion that she was French. "She was muttering something, it was unclear, but I guess it was French," one officer said.
I s'pose it's reasonable to assume that a naked old woman muttering unintelligibly would be of the Napoleonic persuasion. |
Posted by: Fred 2009-09-07 |