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Soldier’s shame over donkey sex
No, Amhed! When I said we use the donkey for sex, I meant that we use the donkey to take us into the village brothel.
AN Afghan soldier was detained by police after being caught stuffing having sex with a donkey in southeastern Afghanistan. The soldier was discovered doinking with the donkey in an abandoned house in a small village of Gardez, the capital of Paktia province, last week, a local police officer said. "He was caught in the act by a small boy who immediately told police about what he had seen and police arrested him in action," the Gardez-based officer said, requesting anonymity.
"Officer Friendly! Officer Friendly! Mahmoud's humping his donkey!"
The soldier claimed he committed the act because he did not have enough money to get married. After being caught with the donkey in a village about 100km south of the capital Kabul, he was jailed for four days and then released without charge. According to tradition in south and southeastern Afghanistan, a suitor must pay around $US5,000 ($A6,800) to the parents of the girl he wishes to marry.
... and you can get a donkey for much less, especially if you lease.

Posted by: tipper 2004-03-16
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