SADDAM WILL RETURN!
And written underneath:
THROUGH MY ASS!

ANARCHY IS GOVERNING THROUGH A PARLIAMENT AND AN EXECUTIVE AUTHORITY

A THOUSAND AMERICANS, OK. BUT NOT A SINGLE TIKRITI!

DEATH TO ALL DIRTY BAATHISTS, THE TYRANTS!

LONG LIVE IRAQ! DOWN WITH AMERICA!

LONG LIVE BUSH THE BELIEVER, THE HONEST, THE HONORED, AND DOWN WITH SADDAM, THE INFIDEL, THE ATHEIST, THE UNBELIEVER!

HIS COMING WAS A DISASTER, HIS STAYING WAS A DISASTER, AND HIS LEAVING IS A DISASTER

RAISE YOUR HEAD; YOU ARE AN IRAQI!

LONG LIVE AHMAD AL-CHALABI, THE IRAQI, THE SON OF IRAQ!

CHALABI’S SHOE IS A CROWN FOR THE MALE PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN AND ALL THE OTHER ARAB TRAITORS!

DOWN WITH AHMAD CHALABI, MAN OF CATS!

CHALABI IS A REAL IRAQI HERO

CHALABI IS THE ENGINEER OF DEMOCRACY
And underneath is written:
ZIONISTS SAID THAT!

AHMAD CHALABI IS A THIEF, SENTENCED IN ABSENTIA. IS HE THE ONE WHO WILL REPRESENT US IRAQIS?

THE CITIZEN THAT KNOWS A CRIMINAL BAATHIST AND DOES NOT INFORM ON HIM IS A CRIMINAL THE SAME AS HIM

MASS GRAVES AND BAATHIST PRINCIPLES ARE TWO FACES OF THE SAME STINKING COIN

WE MUST NOT FORGET THE MASS GRAVES AND THEIR CHAMPION, SADDAM HUSSEIN THE LIBERTINE

WE ARE BELIEVING MUSLIMS WITHOUT SECTARIANISM; WE ARE IRAQI PATRIOTS WITHOUT FANATICISM

NO SECURITY, NO PEACE ... UNLESS SADDAM RETURNS!

OUR WEALTH IS OUR OWN, OUR OIL WILL ENRICH US IF WE CAN GET IT BACK INTO OUR HANDS

SADDAM HAS VANISHED INTO THE CESSPIT OF HISTORY

SHAME AND DISGRACE TO THE AGENTS AND TRAITORS WHO SOLD THEIR IRAQ CHEAPLY WITH THEIR OWN HONOR TO THE AMERICANS AND THE BRITISH AND THE ZIONISTS

DOWN BUSH, DOWN BREMER

ALLAH AKHBAR AND VICTORY TO THE GREAT IRAQ

THE GOVERNING COUNCIL IS A COUNCIL OF AGENTS, TRAITORS, SPIES, AND MERCENARIES

DONKEYS PISS HERE!
And underneath is written:
AND PIMPS AND BAATHISTS

ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE POST-LIBERATION IRAQ:
105 NEWSPAPERS (ALL LIES)
110 FAILED PARTIES
300 THIEVES’ ORGANIZATIONS
500 UNIONS WITH NO WORK
600 HEADQUARTERS FOR PLUNDERING AND STEALING
700 MOVEMENTS WITH NO BLESSING OR GOOD
25,000 SPIES FOR THE AMERICANS
4,000 EMPLOYEES IN OFFICIAL OFFICES, ALL THIEVES
5,000 DOUBLE AGENTS FOR THE AMERICANS AND FOR SADDAM AT THE SAME TIME
2 MILLION HOMELESS FAMILIES WITH NO DIGNITY
25 MILLION IRAQIS THAT WANT TO LEAVE IRAQ
—Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

THE NEW FINANCE MINISTER IS A THIEF LIKE A BAATHIST. WHERE DID 25 PERCENT OF OUR SALARIES GO, YOU THIEF?

WHERE ARE THE OIL REVENUES GOING? AND WHERE ARE THE REVENUES FROM THE HOLY RELIGIOUS SHRINES, YOU GOVERNING COUNCIL!

SADDAM ATE BEANS AND EMITTED STINKY AIR

LONG LIVE SADDAM, IN SPITE OF HIS FOOL CRAZIES!
And underneath is written:
SADDAM IS A PIMP; ASK YOUR SISTER!

DISGRACE FOR THE AGENTS OF THE AMERICANS AND ETERNAL GLORY FOR THE MARTYR OF IRAQ AND ISLAM

THE PEOPLE IN THE AL-FAHDL QUARTER ARE ALL IN THE SERVICE OF THE BAATHIST LEADER SADDAM HUSSEIN

PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON
And underneath is written:
TO FINISH OFF WHAT REMAINS OF THE IRAQI PEOPLE OR TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER?

PATIENCE, BAGHDAD, PATIENCE, SADDAM IS COMING BACK SOON
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HAND CUFFED, BY THE WILL OF GOD

LET YOUR HEADS APPEAR, YOU BAATHISTS. WHERE ARE YOU HIDING? IN THE SEWAGE PIPES?

IRAQ IS THE MUSTACHE OF EVERY HONORABLE MAN—The Army of Mohammed

WE SWEAR WE WILL MAKE MASS GRAVES FROM IRAQ’S LAND FOR ALL THE TRAITORS AND ALL THE AGENTS OF THE AMERICANS AND THE ZIONISTS—Army of Mohammed
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WE ALREADY KNOW MASS GRAVES ARE YOUR SPECIALTY; GOD IS OUR WITNESS ON THAT

GAS MAKOO [none or unavailable] OIL MAKOO, WORK MAKOO, MONEY MAKOO, WATER MAKOO, ELECTRICITY MAKOO: WE HAVE EXCHANGED DIRT FOR A SMELL. LONG LIVE AMERICA!

INCREASE IN RATION SHARES:
100 KG. SADNESS, PAIN, AND MELANCHOLY FOR EACH CITIZEN
50 KG. WORRY, GRIEF, AND SORROW FOR EACH HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD
10 PROBLEMS PER FAMILY
4 VOLTS ELECTRICITY PER HOUSE
1 MASS CEMETERY PER CITY DISTRICT
5 RANDOMLY SHOT BULLETS PER STREET, INCREASED TO 50 BULLETS ON THURSDAYS
1 GAS CANISTER PER FAMILY PER MONTH
2 KEROSENE BOTTLES PER FAMILY PER MONTH
10 CANS OF FOOD PER FAMILY PER MONTH: VARIOUS OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN AND FULL OF DIFFERENT POISONS
NB: TRANSPORTATION COSTS ARE BORNE BY MR. BREMER
—Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

EVERYONE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT OF IRAQ, EVEN THE PORTERS AT THE SHARJAH BAZAAR

GIVE THANKS TO GOD THAT ODAI AND QUSAI WERE KILLED

THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MR. BUSH, AND A THOUSAND THANK YOUS FOR MR. GOOD IRAQI BREMER

ONE SHOE OF MR. BUSH HONORS ALL THE ARABS

A PILE OF STONES IS BETTER THAN SUCH NEIGHBORS

BE FRIGHTENED OF GOD, PROSTITUTE OF JORDAN! AND YOU THE TURBANED MEN OF IRAN, AND YOU GRANDSONS OF THE OTTOMAN TURKS

TURKEY AND IRAN ARE A SPLIT TURD

SYRIA, JORDAN, AND EGYPT, A TRIO OF TERRORIST ARABS ARE LIKE SCATTERED SHIT

THANKS MR. BREMER FOR CUTTING OFF THESE NEIGHBORING COUNTRIES FROM IRAQ’S MONEY—ONE MORE YEAR, AND THEY WILL DIE OF HUNGER. JUST A LITTLE PATIENCE, MR. BREMER, AND THESE NOSES-IN-THE-SKIES WILL COME TO NOTHING

MR. BREMER, WE DON’T WANT, IN IRAQ, NEITHER A YEMENI NOR A PALESTINIAN,NOR A SYRIAN NOR AN EGYPTIAN. PUSH THEM ALL OUT, MR. BREMER! THEY ARE NO BETTER THAN LICE AND FLEAS AND TICKS ON THE SKIN OF IRAQIS

TALK, TALK, TALK AND CONVERSATION AND DIALOGUE, FIRST AND MOST IMPORTANT

SECURITY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT, ESSENTIAL DEMAND OF THE IRAQI CITIZEN

WE WANT THE SECURITY SYSTEMS TO WORK DAY AND NIGHT TO END THE FEAR, WORRY, AND PANIC

BE PATIENT, IRAQIS, DON’T STEAL. STEALING IS NOT ALLOWED BY GOD

DON’T SELL YOUR HOME TO JEWS, YOU IRAQI!

LONG LIVE THE PEOPLE OF FALLUJAH AND RAMADI; THE HEROES OF THE IRAQ AND THE ARAB NATION

SADDAM HATED TEACHERS AND SCIENCE AND BOOKS AND SCHOOL BECAUSE HE WAS ILLITERATE AND IGNORANT AND DID NOT HAVE KNOWLEDGE OR A CERTIFICATE

IF IRAQ REALLY WANTS TO REBUILD ITSELF, IT SHOULD START WITH THE TEACHERS

WOE FOR THE WINE SELLERS AND THE VENDORS OF NUDISM AND LIBERTINISM

BUSH THE FATHER LIBERATED KUWAIT. BUSH THE SON LIBERATED IRAQ, THEN SYRIA, THEN IRAN. BUSH THE GRANDSON WILL LIBERATE THE WHOLE WORLD!

WE DON’T WANT AN IRAQI ARMY, EITHER VOLUNTARY OR DRAFT, BECAUSE ITS OFFICERS WILL ALWAYS BE ROTTEN, INFIDEL CRIMINALS—Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah

DO YOU WANT TO BE A KING? JUST EATING AND SHITTING AND GETTING PAID? JUST BE AN OFFICER IN THE IRAQI ARMY THEN—Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah

ONE AMERICAN SOLDIER IS MORE HONORED THAN ALL THE OFFICERS OF THE IRAQI ARMY—Written on the walls of the Military Academy in Rustamiyah

A THOUSAND CURSES ON YOUR MOTHERS AND FATHERS EVERY DAY YOU CUT THE ELECTRICITY, YOU SADDAM, ATHEIST WITHOUT A WATER PITCHER [not washing himself after defecating]

A CURSE OF GOD ON THE AMERICANS AND SADDAM TOGETHER!

A CURSE OF GOD ON THE AMERICANS AND SADDAM AND BRITISH AND RUSSIANS AND JAPANESE AND FRENCH AND ITALIANS AND LONG LIFE FOR IRAQ AND ISLAM ONLY

GLORY FOR ISLAM’S MARTYRS, SUNNI AND SHIITE—Muqtada al-Sadr [Sadr is a Shiite leader whose popular ayatollah father was executed by Saddam]
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AND GO TO HELL ALL OTHER SECTS? SHOULD OTHER SECTS BECOME THIEVES AND KILLERS LIKE YOUR FOLLOWERS IN ORDER TO DESERVE TO BE CALLED MARTYRS?

SISTANI AND SADR [both Shiite leaders]: IF YOU WERE UNABLE TO PREVENT YOUR FOLLOWERS FROM PLUNDERING, ASSAULTING. AND STEALING, THEN HOW ARE YOU GOING TO RULE IRAQ?

YES FOR SISTANI, WHO SPEAKS A LITTLE BUT SAYS A LOT.

YOU DO NOT BUILD NATIONS BY BEATING CHESTS, SADR!

HALF OF IRAQ WAS DESTROYED WHEN THE JEWS LEFT IN THE ’40S, AND BY YOUR ANNOUNCEMENTS, MR. SADR, OTHER DENOMINATIONS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE IRAQ. IS THE DESTRUCTION OF IRAQ YOUR PURPOSE, MR. SADR?

MUQTADA: EITHER SPEAK USEFULLY OR BE ENTIRELY SILENT!

MR. BUSH: DUNGHILLS AND CESSPITS AND MAFIA CONTROL THE PAVEMENTS. HALF OF THE IRAQIS STEAL FROM THE OTHER HALF TO LIVE ON THE DUNG HEAPS OF THE AMERICAN ARMY. IS THIS THE WELFARE AND WELL-BEING YOU PROMISED THE IRAQIS, MR. BUSH?

SADDAM THE PENIS SWALLOWER!

SADDAM SWALLOWED ALL THE PRICKS OF THE WORLD, AND HE STILL SAID HE WAS VICTORIOUS

KILL AND CRUSH THE STINKY HEAD OF EVERY BAATHIST CRIMINAL COWARD TRAITOR AND BEGIN WITH THE HEAD OF SADDAM

IF SADDAM SPENT THE OIL REVENUES ON THE WELFARE OF HIS PEOPLE IRAQ WOULD BE:
THE RICHEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY
EVERY IRAQI WOULD HAVE TWO HOUSES: ONE FOR WINTER, ONE FOR SUMMER
EVERY IRAQI WOULD HAVE THREE CARS: ONE FOR WORK, ONE FOR HIS FAMILY, AND ONE FOR PICNICS AND TRAVELING
EVERY IRAQI WOULD TRAVEL THROUGHOUT THE WORLD ANNUALLY
EVERY IRAQI WOULD BE EDUCATED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL IN SCIENCE, KNOWLEDGE, LEARNING, AND EDUCATION
IRAQ’S POPULATION WOULD BE 50 MILLION
—Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

DOWN WITH AMERICA, THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE

LONG LIVE MR. BUSH, THE BELIEVER

SADDAM NO, CHALABI NO, TALABANI [a leader of one of the Kurdish parties] NO. BUSH YES, YES, YES

SADDAM IS A WORD THAT MEANS A DISEASE THAT HITS DONKEYS

EVERYONE, SADDAM CRAPPED IN HIS TROUSERS

EVERYONE, SADDAM PIMPED HIS WIFE SAJIDAH

DEAR LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SADDAM ATE FROM THE KAADAH! [a child’s potty]

SADDAM RAN AWAY AND LEFT THE BAATHISTS ROAMING THE STREETS

DEMANDS FROM IRAQIS TO MR. BUSH AND MR. BREMER

WHEN THE JUDGES TRY SADDAM THEY SHOULD DO THE FOLLOWING:
CUT OFF HIS EAR LIKE HE HAS DONE WITH OUR SONS WHO DESERTED FROM HIS UNFAIR WARS
CUT OFF HIS HAND BECAUSE HE HAS STOLEN THE PEOPLE’S WEALTH TO BUILD HIS PALACES AND PLEASURES AND DISTRIBUTE THEM AMONG HIS RELATIVES AND GUARDS
EXECUTE HIM BECAUSE HE HAS KILLED OUR PEOPLE CONTINUOUSLY WITHOUT STOPPING FOR MORE THAN THREE DECADES AND FILLED OUR HOMELAND WITH MASS GRAVES
VIOLATE HIS FAMILY HONOR BECAUSE HE AND HIS SONS DISHONORED THOUSANDS OF IRAQI FAMILIES
—Anonymous pavement newspaper tacked up on a wall near Medical City

FUCK ME, BUT DON’T HAND ME OVER TO THE IRAQIS! THEY WILL TEAR ME TO PIECES, MINCE ME INTO A THOUSAND SPECKS, AND ROAST ME OVER FIRE—Saddam Hussein

IRAQIS RISE AND RESIST THE OCCUPATION!

TELL SADDAM WE WON’T FORGET

ALL IRAQ IS CRYING: SADDAM SOLD MY COUNTRY

USA + UK PLEASE STAY

YOU IRAQIS ARE PLUNDERING AND STEALING AND SABOTAGING; THINGS THAT ONLY BRING JOY TO SADDAM

I SWEAR BY THE GOD OF THE KAABA [the sacred black stone in Mecca] I AM RETURNING TO YOU IN BAGHDAD, AND I WILL CRUSH EVERY AMERICAN AND EVERYONE WHO COOPERATED WITH THE OCCUPATION!—Saddam Hussein

BAATHISTS ARE THE MICROBES OF THE WORLD, AND BUSH IS THE MICROBE KILLER

THE OCCUPATION AUTHORITIES HAVE NO RIGHT TO APPOINT A COMMITTEE TO WRITE THE CONSTITUTION

SADDAM THE DISGRACE! YOUR END IS TO BE LED LIKE A DOG BY A BLACK FEMALE SOLDIER!

RECENTLY RELEASED, THE MOST FAMOUS BOOK OF ITS TIME: HOW TO ELUDE THE IRAQIS AND THE AMERICANS FOR EIGHT MONTHS, BY SADDAM HUSSEIN

LONG LIVE GENERAL SANCHEZ: HE MADE SADDAM KICK HIMSELF LIKE A BILLY GOAT

IS IT REASONABLE THAT THE GREAT AMERICAN CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT THE ELECTRICITY? OR ARE THEY DOING IT INTENTIONALLY FOR SOME REASON GOD ONLY KNOWS?

LETS WORK TO MAKE A GOVERNMENT THAT REPRESENTS THE WILL OF THE IRAQI MASSES—The Al Daawa Islamic Party

IRAQ FIRST, THE PEOPLE FIRST!—Free Officers and Civilians Organization

IRAQ IS OUR NATIONAL IDENTITY AND ISLAM IS OUR CHOICE!—The Iraqi Peace Party

THE ISLAMIC LIBERATION PARTY CALLS FOR MUSLIMS TO WORK TOWARD FORMING AGAIN THE ISLAMIC CALIPHATE AND FOR THE ESTABLISHMENT OF SHARIA LAW

IMAM SHIRAZI SAYS: NO PRISONS, NO EXECUTIONS, NO CONFISCATING OF POSSESSIONS AND PROPERTIES AGAIN!—Islamic Concord Movement

THE MASSES ARE ASKING DR. AID ALLAWI TO CONSOLIDATE THE LAW IN A CIVILIZED SOCIETY!—The Wassit Concord Movement

MONARCHY IS THE SUPPORT OF THE RELIGIOUS AND THE DEMOCRATIC PARTIES!—Constitutional Monarchy Party

MR. MOHAMMED BAKR AL-SADR [Muqtada al-Sadr’s father, assassinated in 1999] SAID THAT THE MASSES ARE STRONGER THAN TYRANTS!—Al- Daawa Islamic Party

THE AHD AL UMMA PARTY IS YOUR PARTY: OUR AIMS ARE LOVE, PEACE, COOPERATION, AND JUSTICE

THE FREE NATIONAL REPUBLICAN PARTY IS ABOUT THE RIGHT TO FREEDOM AND DEMOCRACY

A FEDERAL DEMOCRATIC REGIME IS THE SOLUTION FOR ALL THE PROBLEMS IN IRAQ—The Democratic Party of Kurdistan

WE DEMAND THE CANCELING OF THE PUNISHMENT OF EXECUTION, AS WELL AS THE RIGHT TO STRIKE!—The Iraqi Communist Workers Party

LONG LIVE THE TURKMEN, THE ARABS, AND THE KURDS!—The Free Party

WE WILL RETURN SOON!—The Baath Party
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AND WE WILL WAIT FOR YOU WITH SLIPPERS, YOU DREGS!—The Al Daawa Islamic Party

ELECTIONS WILL BENEFIT ALL THE PEOPLE AND THE COUNTRY

KIRKUK IS FOR THE KURDS
This has been crossed out and written instead:
KIRKUK FOR THE TURKMEN
And this has been crossed out and written instead:
KIRKUK IS FOR THE IRAQIS, YOU TRAITORS!

THOSE OF US WITH RELIGIOUS CREDENTIALS ARE DEMANDING ELECTIONS TO ELECT THE MEMBERS OF THE TRANSITIONAL GOVERNING COUNCIL

BREMER! IF YOU DON’T KNOW, IT’S A DISASTER, AND IF YOU KNOW, THE DISASTER IS GREATER