Call For Mr. Terrorism On Line 1!
When the going gets tough, appoint a burearucrat...
French FM supports EU appointment of anti-terrorism supremo
Yep, thatâll solve the problem. Works every time!
18 March 2004
French Foreign Minister Dominique de Villepin on Thursday backed a European Union proposal to appoint an anti-terrorism expert who would coordinate EU security measures in the wake of the Madrid attacks.
Complete with a five year supply of white handkerchiefs!
"I think itâs a good idea," de Villepin told Radio France Internationale when asked about the idea of appointing a "Mr Terrorism" for the bloc, who would report to EU foreign policy chief Javier Solana.
I think it sucks! Another brilliant French strategy, right up down there with the Maginot Line. How is this supposed to eliminate terrorist threats, with harsh words?
"Itâs very important for us to... try to better coordinate our actions as Europeans -- that we have an official, a coordinator, as Javier Solana has proposed," the French minister added.
How âbout you all stick your heads in the sand at the same location? That will âbetter coordinateâ things, wonât it?
"I think we have to coordinate our efforts on the technical level, which would allow us to better assess the realities on the ground, to fight terrorism more effectively," de Villepin said.
Clueless barely begins to describe de Villepin, who I hear is a man.
EU officials have said the proposed "Mr Terrorism" would be a coordinator -- an expert who knows the subject well -- rather than a politician. The officials rejected any comparison with Tom Ridge, the US Homeland Security director.
"Non, non, non, eees too simplisme!"
The proposal will be one of many on the agenda for an emergency meeting of EU interior ministers in Brussels on Friday, who will try to determine how to respond to the devastating Madrid bomb blasts, which left 201 people dead.
Check out the thread at the bottom of the article, fairly entertaining!
Posted by: Raj 2004-03-18 |