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Chavez media-cong claim US military CAUSED Haitian quake.
Ok, Halliburton-Mysterious Conspiracy Division, 'fess up.
El Diario Exterior is reporting:
Both a Venezuelan state-owned radio and television properties zeroed in on a secret U.S. "weapon of earthquakes" as the cause of the earthquake that struck Haiti last week causing a death toll could exceed 200,000 according to some sources. On the website of Radio Nacional de Venezuela (RNV) are published statements of the university professor, Vladimir Acosta, a regular contributor to the media controlled by the government of Hugo Chavez, accusing the U.S. of wanting to make Haiti a protectorate under the guise of the natural disaster.
VLADIMIR Acosta? But of course.
But to further the conspiracy theory, argued that "we have the worrisome suspicion that this earthquake may be associated with the project called HAARP, a system that can generate violent and unexpected changes in climate." ...
Newsflash, Vlad the Prevaricator, earthquakes are not a climatic phenomenon. Obviously a snowstorm would cause a lot of disruption in Haiti, but that isn't what happened.
According to the channel Vive, a report from the Russian Northern Fleet "would indicate that the earthquake that devastated Haiti was the 'clear results' of a test of the U.S. Navy through one of its 'weapons of earthquakes'" . As published on this Venezuelan public media site, it is "more than likely" that the U.S. Navy had "full knowledge" of harm that "this earthquake test could potentially have on Haiti and had pre-positioned their Southern Command Officer, Gen. PK Keen, on the island to oversee relief efforts if needed."*

It boggles the mind but the Chavista Media-Cong appear to be even dumber than our own (MSNBC, AP) or even the Euro version, (Reuters etc).
By the way, HAARP stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program (image above). Scientists in Alaska plan to zap the ionosphere occasionally as part of a program to improve the operation of satellite and other broadcast communication systems -- allegedly. Conspiracy theorists - not all of whom are Chavistas - have other ideas.
Anti-HAARP agitation has been a staple of batshit commercial conspiracy goebbelism for decades. An excellent 1985 Kiwi sci-fi production, The Quiet Earth, referenced a similar project as the cause for most of the world's population disappearing in a literal flash.

(Speaking of flashes, the film includes a good one of Alison Routledge's then-shapely backside.)

Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy 2010-01-20
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=288457