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Kerry’s Top Ten Surprizes in his FBI file
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“Top Ten Surprises in John Kerry’s FBI File”

From the March 23 Late Show with David Letterman, the “Top Ten Surprises in John Kerry’s FBI File.” Late Show home page: www.cbs.com

10. Once when he was 30, he smiled.

9. Has experimented with drugs, alcohol and Botox.

8. Had he decided not to go into politics, it would have been the Captain, Tennille and Kerry.

7. Belonged to an exclusive secret society called the Columbia Record and Tape Club.

6. He used to be Joan Kerry.

5. Favorite Jackson: Tito.

4. There’s a separate FBI file for his hair.

3. Never missed an episode of "Sanford and Son."

2. Even as a young man he looked like a horse.

1. In spring of 1972, killed a hitchhiker.



Posted by: mhw 2004-03-24
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