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Chicago Illinois Earthquake
We've just received breaking news that there has been an earthquake in Chicago , Illinois . The Chicago Earthquake occurred at around 4 am and woke Illinois natives as well as people from nearby states. The Illinois Earthquake was only an Seismologists were surprised by the event because it was not attributable to geologic phenomena. They theorized that the state's Democratic majority voting block (Mostly residing in cemeteries) simultaneously rolled over in their graves after hearing about their party's loss of domination in our nation's capital. Others theorize that Mayor Daily arranged it to get Federal relief funds like Haiti . Posted by: Besoeker 2010-02-10 |
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