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Swiss prostitutes armed with defibrillators
So good, they carry defibrillators. I'd put that in the brochure...Prostitutes in the picturesque Swiss lakeside town of Lugano are adding defibrillation to their list of services following the death of several elderly punters whose hearts just couldn't take the pace. According to the Corriere della Sera, there are currently 38 brothels and sex clubs in the Lugano area, and more are planned to accommodate the rising tide of customers who pop over the border from Italy. For some, though, this proves to be a day trip too far. The most recent case was a pensioner who suffered a heart attack while enjoying Lugano's delights with the aid of "pharmaceutical assistance". Next time read the friggin' package insert, Luigi ... Accordingly, brothel owners plan to arm their girls with defibrillators, after suitable training.
Posted by: Fred 2010-02-19 |
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