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Fatah: Gunmen open fire at party leader's car in Gaza
Ramallah – Ma'an – Unidentified gunmen opened fire at a Fatah leader's car on Friday, in the western Gaza City district of Tel Al-Hawa, while it was parked opposite the home of a Fatah Revolutionary Council member, a party statement said.
Hello, Mutual of Gaza? I'm a member of the Revolutionary Council. Do I get a discount on my car insurance?
Ummmmmmm...I don't think so, sir. Perhaps you should call Progressive...

According to Fatah, at 10 pm, Sulaiman Ar-Rawwagh was visiting Revolutionary Council member Abu Juda An-Nahhal in his home, when "heavy gunfire was heard around the house".
Uh-oh...where'd you park, Sully?
Shit!

When both leaders went out to check, they found Ar-Rawwagh's car riddled with bullets."
Dammit! I just had it waxed!
The statement added that shots were fired at the home, and not just at the car, with no injuries reported.
They know that because they didn't hit the house...
Witnesses said the shots were fired by a Skoda and two motorcycles which fled immediately after the assault.
Mahmoud! Unleash the Cycles of Violence™!
"This assault is part of the security chaos in the Gaza Strip, perpetrated by suspected groups attempting to arouse tension in the Palestinian territories, while Egypt exerts considerable efforts so achieve reconciliation and end rivalry," the statement added.
Myself, I think they work for the auto body guys...
Posted by: tu3031 2010-03-06
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