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The John Kerry Songbook
(From SteynOnline)Hereâs a sample... KERRY SPINS Having a little fun here - itâs time for a John Kerry theme song. This one is to the tune of the classic 70s hit "Rubberband Man" by the Spinners. Iâll leave to someone with more musical talent the task of putting this to sounds and images: The Other Hand Man Hand me down my chardonnay, Hand me down my brie, Hurry now and donât be late Heâll be on the slopes by three You and me were goinâ out To catch the latest sound Guranteed to blow your mind So high you wonât come down Hey, yâall prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man Youâre bound to lose control When he starts to say, "on the Other Hand," Oh, Lord, this dude is outta sight Everything he says Comes out both left and right Once I went to hear him speak On a Sunday talk showdown I was so surprised, I was hypnotized By how this cat flip-flops around When I saw this long-faced guy Stretch a sound bite âtill it broke Hey, I laughed so hard As he got bogged down Steerinâ clear of yes or no Hey, yâall prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man Youâre bound to lose control When he starts to say "on the Other Hand," Got that Other Hand All ready to go And then he wriggled his way Around yes or no (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) Guaranteed to blow your mind (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) Back and forth flip floppinâ all the time (Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo) Does he really think weâre stupid, oh, Lord (Doo doo doo doo doo) Lord, make him go away Hey, yâall prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man Youâre bound to lose control When he starts to say "on the Other Hand," Doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo doo Other Hand man, Other Hand man How much of this stuff do he think we can stand So much nuance, fluff and evasion from one man, Lord And then he had nerve to wiggle his war vote To "yes, but," got it all straight in his head, yâall Ah, come on, Kerry Hey, yâall prepare yourself For the Other Hand man You never heard a sound Like the Other Hand man Youâre bound to lose control When he starts to say "on the Other Hand," Other Hand man starts to jam Flip-floppinâ his way across the land Got answers goinâ every way Everything about him seems out of place Always wafflinâ, always wafflinâ Always waff-waff-wafflinâ Just a Other Hand, Other Hand man Always wafflinâ, always wafflinâ Always waff-waff-wafflinâ Just a Other Hand Other Hand man Go âway Oh, go âway Johnny Uh-huh Dan McLaughlin Bwa-ha-ha Posted by: steve d. 2004-03-31 |
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