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Military may soon start awarding medals for ... "courageous restraint"
This is NOT from the onion. title says it all. all i can say is WTF
Make sure to leave room on your jacket for a Purple Heart too, since winning one of these will almost certainly increase your odds of winning one of those.
HT Hot Air. much more at link.
Posted by: abu do you love 2010-05-08
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