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Chavez warns of US oil cutoff in Colombia dispute
All right. Let me try this...CARACAS, Venezuela Paranoid Venezuelan commie dictator Hugo Chavez threatened Sunday to halt oil sales to the United States and hide under his bed if Venezuela is attacked by its U.S.-allied neighbor Colombia. Chavez said during a speech to thousands of dupes that if there were an "armed aggression against Venezuela" from Colombia backed by the U.S., "we would suspend shipments of oil...and go broke." Chavez said "we wouldn't send one more drop" of crappy, unrefinable oil to the United States, which is the top buyer of oil from the South American worker's paradise. The paranoid Venezuelan commie dictator cut off diplomatic relations with Colombia on Thursday after outgoing President Alvaro Uribe's government presented photos, videos and maps of what it said were Colombian rebel camps inside Venezuela. The paranoid fat man called it "Lies! All lies!!" intended to smear his government and has said the Uribe could be trying to lay the groundwork for an armed conflict. The Colombian government denies seeking a conflict. It says it went to the Organization of American States with its evidence about the rebels' alleged presence in Venezuela last week because Chavez's government had not taken steps to address the situation. Apparently, neither has the OAS. Chavez said Sunday he is canceling a trip to Cuba to kiss fellow commie dictator emeritus Fidel Castro's ass due to the tensions with Colombia. He said separately in a newspaper column, however, that he will wait to see if Colombian President-elect Juan Manuel Santos, who takes office next month, expresses willingness to ease the diplomatic conflict. If not, he will throw yet another temper tantrum and make lots of noise. "We have to receive clear and unequivocal signals that there is a real political will in the new Colombian government to kiss my fat ass, without tricks," Chavez wrote. Posted by: tu3031 2010-07-25 |
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