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Bristol Palin 'breaks off engagement'
The marriage plans of former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter have been thrown into jeopardy after reports her fiance's ex-girlfriend is pregnant with his child.
Levi validated his manhood with another girlie, did he?
Bristol Palin, 19, announced plans to wed Levi Johnston last month after their first engagement in December 2008 was called off.
"Levi! There's the door! Use it!"
But a report from tabloid newspaper the National Enquirier claimed Mr Johnston, 20, was expecting another baby with ex-girlfriend Lanesia Garcia, conceived during his split with Ms Palin.
There's no such thing as rubbers. There's no such thing as birth control. There's no such thing as keeping it in your pants.
The news has reportedly prompted Ms Palin to call off the wedding but a representative from the Alaska family said "no official decision had been made".
"Tood, throw him out or I'm going to maul him!"
"Yes, dear!"

Tood is her special pet name for him when she's about to shoot something that deserves it.

Posted by: Fred 2010-08-01
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=302380