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Man Caught with Pants Down and an Armless Mannequin in Public Park
A man is behind bars for committing "lewd acts" with a mannequin in a public park Sunday morning."Offisher, I been gypped! Thish hooker ain't got no coozinart!" According to the Kanawha County Sheriff's Department, 61-year-old Eddie M. Campbell from Belle was caught at Booker T. Washington Memorial Park in Malden with his shirt off and his pants around his ankles. Deputies say Campbell was sitting on a park bench with an armless mannequin on his lap, holding it with one hand -- pleasuring himself with the other. When the deputy identified himself, Campbell stopped, pushed the mannequin off him and pulled his pants up. Posted by: Beavis 2010-08-09 |
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