What would ANSWER et al be saying in III 3019 on Planet Arda?

Aragorn is Castamir!
Free Mordor!
Elrond lied, people died!
Armenelosism is racism!
No more Valinor!
No blood for mithril!
Overthrow Aragorn!
The Nazgûl chief was assassinated!
You armed Sauron, remember?