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Man Arrested After Fight With Pet Parrott
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Police said 911 calls started coming in around 9:30 p.m. Tuesday with witnesses reporting that a man on South Main Street was violently shaking the bird.
"Ok, talking, squawking, Parrots do get on my nerves, but I've never dropped the gloves and gone at it with Polly like this"
Posted by: Snoluger Uleregum1468 2010-09-24
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=306213