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Six Reasons Why All the Muslim Rulers Are Murtad
1. They do not fulfil the Pillars of Tawheed.

2. They ridicule the deen of Allah (swt) and his commands.

3. Alliance with the Mushriks and Kuffar

4. They embrace the deen of Democracy

5. They commit shirk by committing sarf and ’ataf

6. They legislate kufr constitutions
This is pretty bare. There's no context, so it's confusing. So here's a bit more extracted, just to clarify things...
We worship Allah [God] (swt) [(cheese and crackers)]by making takfeer [bean soup] - declaring a person to be Kafir [a midget].
"We worship God by declaring that other people don't."
At-Takfeer [bean soup] is an obligation upon all Muslims. Those who do not make takfeer [bean soup] are Mushriks [walrus snouts] as the first pillar of Tawheed [ladies' underwear] requires one to make takfeer [bean soup] by declaring those who Allah [God] calls Kafir [a midget] to be Kafir [a midget]. Those who do not make takfeer [bean soup] upon those who Allah [God] does are ridiculing Allah [God] (swt) [(cheese and crackers)] and his kalaam [armpit]. The one who does not make takfer [bean sop] is making takdheeb (disbelief) in Allah [God]. Takdheeb (disbelief) is opposite to Tasdeeq [wheel bearings], which is to believe in Allah with certainty.
Got all that? How's your turban sit now?
How does a person disbelieve in Allah [God] by not declaring the one who Allah [God] calls a Kafir [a midget] to be kafir [a midget]?
I dunno. How does he?
Simply because when we believe in Allah [God], we do not just believe in his existence, but also his words. If he declares the Jews and the Christians to be Kafir [a midget] and those who ridicule, mock, implement kufr [midget] law to be in the same category, we become disbelievers by not calling them Kafir [a midget] as the prerequisite for believing in Allah [God] is to believe in his words, names, attributes, actions etc.
"Since we're right, never been wrong, that's the way it is..."
We MUST make Takfeer [bean soup] in order to worship Allah [God] and purify our Aqeedah [pickled beets]. To say the rulers of Muslim countries are not kafir [a midget] has serious implications. It means that any person can change their deen [loose trousers, such as worn by M.C. Hammer], kill Muslims, ridicule Allah [God], his messenger, the Muslims, the 'Ulema [eleven guys with turbans], the Mujaahideen [tough guys with turbans] and still remain Muslim; this means there is no boundaries of kufr [midgetry], a person can do whatever they want and never become Kafir [a midget].
By Jove [Allah], I think he's got it! "A person can do whatever they want..." What a marvelous idea!
It also means that we must have Wala [farting contests] with them, we must defend them, protect them and obey them. Clearly, beyond doubt, all the rulers of Muslim countries are Kafir Murtad [midgets with curly-toed slippers]. In order to purify our 'Aqeedah [pickled beets] and Tawheed [bean soup], we must declare them Kafir [a midget] or we too may fall under the banner of kufr [midgetry].
Posted by: Mike Sylwester 2004-04-20
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