Comic treatment for health plan
Bam!.....Bam!.....Bambi.
Now that he has given up smoking, is there nothing that the Saviour of The World can't do?
The MIT economics whiz who crafted President Obama's national health-care overhaul now plans to explain the complex and controversial plan to the masses -- in one long comic book.
Because we consider our subjects constituents...amazingly stupid.
Jonathan Gruber, a nationally recognized health economist who devised the economic underpinnings of Obamacare (Gruber hates the term), said his three comic-loving kids encouraged him to use the hip format of the graphic novel -- basically an expensive comic published in book form -- to tell the story of the complicated plan to 300 million Americans.
So listen up, retards, okay? I'll try to speak slowly...
Unlike most comic books, Gruber's won't have a superhero like Batman or Captain America or a villain like the Joker, he said.
Duuuh, I don't like it already...
"I'm going to use the facts to tell the story," Gruber, 45, told the Pulse yesterday. "I'm the narrator guiding the reader through the law. It'll have lots of pictures and text."
Well, duh...will it have, like, duuuuh, pretty colors? Will it come with crayons? Will there be shiny...stuff? I like shiny stuff...
Posted by: tipper 2011-02-09 |