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Youâre So Vain...
There is simply no way to parody the ânewâ JFK anymore. He does it all for you!Friday, April 30, 2004 11:19 a.m. EDT More Kerry Car Troubles: âPurple Heart 3â Vanity Plate, Outsourced SUV Unlike most combat vets, Sen. John Kerry has never been shy over bragging about his wartime experience. Really? I never noticed that! Which war did he fight in, again? But even we were surprised to hear that his 1985 Dodge is plastered with vanity plates that read "Purple Heart 3." I guess âRambo 3â was already taken... The Boston Heraldâs Howie Carr has done some research into the Kerry familyâs fleet of vehicles and has turned up some interesting details. Howie Carr, the Boston Blowtorch. Heâs been riding Kerry for at least 20 years; heâs the Dean of all things Kerry. Apart from the Purple Heart plates, Carr has discovered that Kerryâs wife, Teresa, is hiding another family SUV at their estate on Nantucket, in addition to the Chevy Surburban the Heinz Kerrys keep at their Idaho mansion. And for this one, the would-be first family decided to outsource. The plates on the British-made 1997 Land Rover Defender driven by the woman who wants to be Americaâs next first lady read MOZMBQ - a reminder of the country Heinz Kerry recently lamented she wished sheâd never left. Thatâs because the French donât build SUVâs. "I canât believe my family left Africa and came to this country," she griped to the New York Postâs Cindy Adams two weeks ago. "I canât believe I ever even married an American." No, The-REEEEE-Za, he married The plates on Teresaâs 1994 Jeep Grand Cherokee read HZ 57, a reference to the company whose management has spent the last few months sending out letters to the media insisting it has nothing to do with her. They donât call them vanity plates for nothing! And it turns out thereâs another outsourced car in the Kerry familyâs vehicular portfolio. The stepson of the Democratsâ man-of-the-people candidate tools around in a nifty 2002 Porsche 911. Iâm sure he saved up all his pennies for that rig. Looking forward to his radio show today (WRKO, 680 AM; I think itâs simulcast on www.howiecarr.org). Posted by: Raj 2004-04-30 |
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