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Obese Ohio Man Found Fused to Chair
[An Nahar] An obese Ohio man had to be cut from a chair he had been sitting in for two years after his body became fused to it, local media reported.
Just for your information, I do not live in Ohio...
Police told WTRF news that the man's skin had become fused to the seat of the chair, which was covered in urine, feces and maggots.
Two words: "E-e-e-e-wwww! Ralf!"
The man's girlfriend brought him food for two years as he sat in his own waste in the filthy apartment they shared with another man, police said.
He had a girlfriend? What'd they do for fun? Squish butt maggots?
They called for help on Sunday morning when he was unresponsive and had to cut a hole in the house to get him out of the building so they could get him to the hospital.
"Higgins! We need the Sawzall of Life!"
"Right, Chief!"

The smell was unbearable and one officer told the station that he threw away his uniform after it was sullied while cutting the man out of the chair.
I was on a call something like that in my younger days: one of those things where I was glad I wasn't naked, I'da had to cut off my leg.
The man was taken to the hospital for treatment.
...rather than to the city dump...
"The living room where the man lived in his chair was very filthy, very deplorable. It's unbelievable that somebody lives in conditions like that," said Jim Chase, a city code enforcer in Bellaire, Ohio.
It's convenient that most city and county ambulance services are part of fire companies. That way they can just unlimber a fire hose to clean up after one of these transports...
"I instructed the landlord this morning and the two people, the tenants at the house, they had to get it cleaned, there's no way they can live in something like that, and so they are working on it," he told WTRF Monday.
Posted by: Fred 2011-03-31
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=319371