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Headlines from the Year 2020
h/t Gates of Vienna
Moved to Opinion because 2020 hasn't happened yet for those of us travelling forward through time.

tw at 5:29 a.m. ET
Federal Reserve Chairman Nancy Pelosi announces Quantitative Easing #56; "Ben would have wanted it this way," she declared with teary eyes

Chinese consumers complain about atrocious manners and lack of basic Mandarin grammar at U.S. call centers

EU Chairman Muhammed ibn-Sultan calls in NATO troops to quell rebellion of Christians in northern England

UN Security Council condemns Israel for not undertaking any military operations for over three months, "which is evidence of secret preparations to conquer the Arab countries"

Gold hits $1 million per ounce, still holding at price of a good men's suit

Reading comprehension removed from elementary school curricula following outbreak of "passive-aggressive pre-hormonal self-esteem disruption syndrome"
Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2011-04-25
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=321177