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The recession is hitting everyone hard (humour)
HT Steve Keene's excellent Debtwatch blog. My neighbour got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. . Wives are having sex with their husbands because they cant afford batteries. . CEOs are now playing miniature golf. . Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. . A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced. . I saw a Mormon with only one wife. . If the bank returns your check marked Insufficient Funds, you call them and ask if they meant you or them. . McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer. . Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. . Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their childrens names. . My cousin had an exorcism but couldnt afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her! . A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico. . A picture is now only worth 200 words. . When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. . The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally . . I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. Posted by: phil_b 2011-05-07 |
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