John Kerry said something amazing the other day. He was talking to the Wall Street Journal and was asked about his many attacks on ’’Benedict Arnold CEOs’’ -- for example: ’’We will repeal every single benefit, every single loophole, every single reward for any Benedict Arnold CEO or corporation that take American jobs overseas and stick you with the bill.’’ (Kerry in Virginia, Feb. 10)

Senator Flippy has now decided this line is nonoperative. As he told the chaps at the Journal, ’’You know, I called a couple of times to overzealous speechwriters and said ’Look, that’s not what I’m saying.’ Benedict Arnold does not refer to somebody who in the normal course of business is going to go overseas and take jobs overseas. That happens. I support that. I understand that. I was referring to the people who take advantage of noneconomic transactions purely for tax purposes -- sham transactions -- and give up American citizenship. That’s a Benedict Arnold. You give up your American citizenship but you want to continue to do business.’’

Got that? When Kerry talks about ’’any Benedict Arnold CEO or corporation that takes American jobs overseas,’’ he’s not referring to someone who ’’takes jobs overseas.’’ Perish the thought! He’s all in favor of taking jobs overseas. It wasn’t him who attacked all those ’’Benedict Arnold CEOs,’’ just his ’’overzealous speechwriters.’’ And the minute he discovered it was going on, he called them to say, ’’Look, that’s not what I’m saying.’’

I mean, OK, it was what he was saying in the narrow technical sense of words emerging from between his lips, day after day, night after night, all through primary season. I had a quick rummage through the Nexis database, and found a mere 746 citations for Kerry and the expression ’’Benedict Arnold.’’ I myself have personally been present on three occasions when he attacked ’’Benedict Arnold CEOs’’ who ’’take jobs overseas,’’ and on two of them he didn’t have a TelePrompTer or even a script. He just stood in front of us and the words came out of his mouth, almost as if they were what he himself believed.

Happily, he’s now explained to us that what he was saying is not what he was saying. He’s like one of those sitcom actresses -- Cybill Shepherd, say -- who complain the writers didn’t get her character right until the second season. But now Johnnifer Kerriston has got his character down pat. Although we all left those New Hampshire campaign rallies with the impression that ’’Benedict Arnold’’ was a term he reserved for CEOs who ’’take jobs overseas,’’ it’s clear it now refers to CEOs who ’’give up American citizenship.’’ This is apparently a huge problem. Because of tax loopholes, thousands of CEOs find it advantageous to take out Mexican citizenship, swim back to America and work as ’’undocumented executives.’’

Well, it’s good to know the senator has finally found a way to neutralize the flip-flop question. Many of us assumed that, when he was for the war and then he was against it and then he was for it again, that he kept changing his mind. But now it’s possible he was just being entirely consistent -- he’s always been for it, or against it, it’s just that his ’’overzealous speechwriters’’ kept putting the wrong words in his mouth.