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Al-Shabab beheads 11 civilians in Mogadishu
Looks like the boys are back in town...
What, you mean the African Union peacekeepers didn't keep the peace? I feel faint, I'd best sit down.
You poor darling. Here, sit next to me on the fainting couch we keep handy for exactly such situations, and I'll bathe your forehead with my handkerchief dipped in cologne until you feel yourself again.
I'll get the salts.
Posted by: tu3031 2011-08-26
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