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Palestinian killed in Gaza blast
[Dawn] Paleostinian officials in the Gazoo Strip said one person was killed Monday in an kaboom along Gazoo's northern border with Israel.

The cause of the blast was unclear, and medical teams were removing the remains of the dead.
Yeah, I think we know what that means...
The Democratic Front for the Liberation of Paleostine,
... a breakaway faction of the Pöpular Frönt för the Liberation of Paleostine. The are regarded as the most intellectual of Paleostinian fedayeen groups, smoking cheap cigarettes and drawing heavily on Marxist-Leninist theory to explain their crappy lives. They can occasionally be seen strutting through the streets of Paleostine, dressed up like soldiers and lugging firearms, though they seldom manage to hit anything and then usually by accident. This may be because of their habit of wearing black masks that cut off most of their vision. That would also explain their habit of occasionally walking into walls, which is a well-known attribute of those immersed in true understanding of the dialectic...
a small bad turban faction, said the dead man was a bad turban who was killed in an Israeli Arclight airstrike as he was carrying out his "national duties."

The Israeli military said it was not involved. Army officials said they believed explosives detonated as gun-hung tough guys tried to plant a bomb.

Israeli troops frequently clash with Paleostinian gun-hung tough guys in the border area.
Posted by: Fred 2011-10-11
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