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N Korean leader Kim Jong-il dies
 Current joke at the Ace of Spades: in honor of the Dear Leader's memory, North Korea will turn off all its lights tonight.Good night, Dear Leader... North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has died at the age of 69, state-run television has announced. Mr Kim, who has led the He suffered a stroke in 2008 and was absent from public view for months. He died arone and ronery... His designated successor is believed to be his third son, Kim Jong-un, who is thought to be in his late 20s. New boss, old boss, etc. The BBC's Lucy Williamson in Seoul says Mr Kim's death will cause huge shock waves across North Korea. She had to go all the way to SKor to figure that out? The announcement came in an emotional statement read out on national television. Bwwwwa haa haa haa haa, oh- *sniff* The announcer, wearing black, said he had died of physical and mental over-work. Harvesting grass for his people to eat... South Korea says its military has been put on alert following the announcement and its National Security Council is convening for an emergency meeting, Yonhap news agency reports. Posted by: Free Radical 2011-12-19 |
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