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Carter surges ahead by a snout in race for WPE Crown by sending condolences to Junior
 Former President Jimmy Carter has sent North Korea a message of condolence over the death of Kim Jong-il and wished "every success" to the man expected to take over as dictator, according to the communist country's state-run news agency.As misguided as he is, I don't think Carter's idea of "success" has any correlation whatsoever to how Junior defines success. A dispatch from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) said Mr. Carter sent the message to Kim Jong-un, Kim Jong-il's son and heir apparent. In return, Junior is sending Jimmy a wad of used toilet paper. North Korean officials are curious to see whether Jimmy will even suspect that it is an insult. So are 99.9999998% of Americans. "In the message Jimmy Carter extended condolences to Kim Jong Un and the Korean people over the demise of leader Kim Jong Il. He wished Kim Jong Un every success as he assumes his new responsibility of leadership, looking forward to another visit to [North Korea] in the future," the KCNA dispatch read. What? Does Carter get off on freeing hostages or something? At least he's welcome somewhere... When contacted by The Washington Times for comment, the Carter Center provided an email contact to a spokeswoman who is out of the office until the New Year. Hopefully they can hire someone and get her drugged up enough to pull this off without breaking out in hysterics. North Korea is routinely labeled as one of the world's most oppressive governments under an eccentric personality cult surrounding the Kim family. Harrowing reports from defectors describe North Korea as a dirt-poor nation filled with concentration camps and Communist propaganda. Kim Jong-il ran the reclusive country according to a "military first" policy since the mid-1990s, after a famine that may have killed as many as 2 million people. Wow, only two million people died? Another miracle provided courtesy of Kimmie. Mr. Carter has visited North Korea twice -- including a 1994 visit for talks on nuclear issues that led to a deal in which North Korea agreed to dismantle its nuclear-weapons program in exchange for oil deliveries and the construction of two nuclear reactors. That deal collapsed in 2002.  Apparently doctors still haven't managed to find a solution to his little "recto-cranial inversion" problem.The former U.S. president also downplayed a 2010 North Korean attack on a South Korean island and disclosure of a uranium enrichment facility, saying the acts were merely "designed to remind the world that they deserve respect in negotiations that will shape their future." Like most liberals, he tends to "downplay" things that don't fit the utopian human behavior model. Posted by: gorb 2011-12-22 |
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