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OPEC Can Go Stick Their Head Up A Dead Bearâs Bum
Reader Andrew has located a firm that can convert virtually anything useless, whiffy or rancid into hydrocarbon fuel- This technology actually turns things such as plastic bags and other things such as sewage, guts, paint and insecticide back into oil, water and gas! Turns people back into oil too, you could heat your home for a year off one Mike Moore or Phatty.Just think of the potential- all those bad artists, ferals, welfare jockeys, public broadcaster employees (and board members), the bicycle set, geezers- itâs better than bloody soylent green, and for once the utterly useless could become useful- doing their bit for the betterment of mankind; wouldnât you be proud to know that despite being long-term unemployed and riddled with self-inflicted diseases you helped send Brett Stevens up the quarter mile at Calder in a sub- four second run. I donât know about the extraction plants though- given some of the likely subjects they would want to be paying well, not to mention the risk of environmental disaster. Posted by: tipper 2004-06-07 |
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