'Listed criminal' gunned down in Dhaka
Dhaka -- A 'listed criminal' was gunned down in an attack by unidentified assailants in the city's Pallabi thana on Sunday.
|"I've got a little list,|
And I don't think they'll be missed..."
|Either the RAB used a vacation day to tidy up loose ends or someone is muscling in on their turf...|
The deceased was identified as Mohammad Ali alias Pakistani Mohammad Ali,
| Or the RAB is using contractors...|
|What kind of alias is that?|
| A Pakistani one, of course. You should hear how cool it sounds in the original Urdu.|
a resident of Bauniabadh of the thana.
|Kinda like gargling a yodel...|
|I challenge TW to find said location on a map...|
|Watch and learn: "Calling Old Patriot. Old Patriot to the white courtesy phone, please.". It's all about delegation to the real experts, Dr. Steve.|
| I said find it, not Arclight it!|
Police said unidentified miscreants wearing black cloths on their faces
| ...*blink* Oops. Sorry. ...Would you like to know where it was?|
|RAB always wears sunglasses...|
| Really cool sunglasses. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Fred added that to the store, along with mugs and mouse pads?|
took Ali to the compound of Sagupta MM Housing
| Definitely a market for RAB endorsed sunglasses...|
where they fired several shots him at about 4pm.
|not to the nearby banana grove...|
|[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]|
He died on the spot
|Notice he doesn't fire any shots back, or first...|
and the attackers fled the scene
[VROOM! VROOM!] [SCREECH!]
after confirming him dead,
|"Curly toed slippers don't fail us now!"|
Officer-in-Charge (OC) of Pallabi thana Abdul Latif Sheikh said Ali, a listed criminal, was involved in various crimes, including extortion, in the area.
|So his mother likely didn't love him...|
The body was sent to Dhaka Medical College Hospital for morgue for autopsy.
| ...but the police on nine systems most certainly did.|
|"Here's another one for you Dr. Quincy!"|
"Great Sam, stack him in the back with the others."
Posted by: Steve White