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Bethlehem Man Arrested With Knife At Checkpoint
[Jerusalem Post] 26-year-old Arab man arrives at checkpoint wearing heavy coat, despite the high temperature; border police find concealed knife.
"It's Friday. I think I'll kill me a Joooo."
A 26-year-old Arab man was set to sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
Keep yer hands where we can see 'em, if yez please!
 on Friday afternoon for attempting to stab a policeman at the Hizma checkpoint.

The Bethlehem man had arrived at the checkpoint wearing a heavy coat, despite the high temperature. Friday was unseasonably hot with temperatures of 32 degrees in Jerusalem.
That's subtle. What odds all his relatives are first cousins?
When border police searched him, they found a large kitchen knife concealed in his coat.

During the initial questioning, he told police he wanted to stab a soldier.
"It's Friday, and I had nothing better to do."
One week ago, Jerusalem police set to sit in solemn silence in a dull, dark dock, in a pestilential prison with a life-long lock
Keep yer hands where we can see 'em, if yez please!
 a 32-year-old Arab woman early on Sunday morning after she tried to stab a police officer outside the station on Sultan Suleiman Street.
She thought it was Friday. They measure time differently in the desert, you know.
The woman, a resident of the east Jerusalem neighborhood of Silwan, arrived at the Shalem cop shoppe located across from the Flowers Gate around 6:30 a.m.

The woman arrived outside the cop shoppe grasping a knife, raising the suspicions of the police officer making the rounds in a squad car, and then tried to enter the cop shoppe with the knife hidden in her clothes. One of the officers apprehended her and took the knife away before she could injure anyone.
"There, there, Little Mother. It will be Friday again, soon."
During the initial investigation, she told police she wanted to stab a policeman to protest the Innocence of Mohammedans film and the situation in the Paleostinian territories.
Posted by: trailing wife 2012-10-02
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