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Deer attacks two men, then takes man's cigarettes
Whitehouse, Texas -- Joseph Rose and Cole Kellis were leaving their home in Whitehouse on Friday morning when they noticed a deer in their front yard.
Awwww! He's so cute!"
Rose approached the deer and he says the deer seemed friendly.
"I just wanna pet him! And hug him! And.."
But then Kellis and Rose say the deer then charged them and started to attack.
"Cole! Look out! He's gonna -- [TRAMPLE TRAMPLE TRAMPLE!]"
Rose and Kellis ran to Rose's pick-up truck
"I'M OUTTA HERE!"
"Outta my way!"
to try to get away from the wild buck. The deer then "poked" Rose in his ribs,
"[GOUGE!] Owwww! Back off, Bambi!"
so Rose jumped out of his truck into the back-bed.
"I didn't 'jump!' Bambi pushed me!"
Rose says he left his driver-side door open and the deer climbed in and took his pack of cigarettes that were sitting in his center console.
"My gaspers! Those things are six dollars a pack!"
"Look out! He's got a match!"
The deer starting eating Rose's smokes,
"Mmmmm! Cancer sticks! My favorite!"
and when Rose tried to get them back, Rose says the deer got more aggressive.
"Gimme my smokes!"
[GOUGE! TRAMPLE!]
They then had to call Whitehouse police
"Operator! Get me the police!"
and the Game Warden.
"Operator! Get me the game warden!"
When police arrived they had to tase the deer
"Look out! He's got antlers!"
[ZAP!]
and then Rose says it took more than 5 men to restrain the buck.
"Mahoney! Didn't they anybody ever tell you: never tase a buck? Cheese! Whadda they teach in cop school these days?"
Posted by: Au Auric 2012-11-21
http://www.rantburg.com/poparticle.php?ID=356460