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What a Way to Go
 A buxom woman has been accused of trying to kill her lawyer boyfriend... with her double-D breasts. Franziska Hansen, 33 from Germany is accused of 'attempted manslaughter with a weapon' after her boyfriend claimed she tried to smother him with her breasts and pretend it was a sex game of motorboat. BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB She denies the claim saying it was a sex game and he knew what it was all about. Nothing like bobbing for boobies. Tim Schmidt told the German court that although they had had a difficult relationship, until then everything in the bedroom had been normal. One person's normal is another person's kinky. 'The incident happened in May -- we were having sex,' he said. 'She was sitting on me naked and I was kissing her breasts. Suddenly she grabbed my head and pushed between her breasts with all of her force. Heaven 'I couldn't breathe any more, I must have turned blue. I couldn't tear myself free and I thought I was going to die.' What a way to go. He said that with his last reserves of strength he had managed to extricate himself from the woman's vice-like grip and fled naked to a neighbor and demanded he called the police. Mr Schmidt said when they met four years ago, the couple had been completely in love. So he says He said: 'Everything was great between us -- and I would have done everything for her. But it started to go wrong when I got my first job as a lawyer and we moved to Unna. 'She could not hold down a job and just had one part-time job after the other. And the better my career went -- the worst it seemed to be for her.' He said Franziska tried to kill him after learning he was planning to leave her. The wrath of a woman scorned. 'It is clear she wanted to kill me,' he said. 'She even admitted it to me on the telephone. I asked her why she wanted to smother me to death with her breasts and she told me: "Treasure -- I wanted your death to be as pleasurable as possible."' Posted by: Deacon Blues 2012-11-25 |
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