Abbottabad Plans Theme Park
Let the snark begin
Plans to build a £19m amusement park in the town where Osama bin Laden was killed by US special forces have been revealed.
| Pakistan is living on loans and charity. Where is the money to come from?|
Officials in the northwestern Khyber Pakhtunkhwa province hope the project will boost tourism but denied it was intended to improve the town's image after the bin Laden raid. The al Qaeda terrorist was killed by US Navy Seals at his compound in the town on May 2, 2011.
| Goodness, you really have to ask? Uncle Sugar will provide!|
"Mom! Mom! Can we go to Obamaland? Can we? Huh? Can we?"
"The amusement city will be built on 50 acres in the first phase but later will be extended to 500 acres," Syed Aqil Shah, the provincial minister for tourism and sports, said. "It will have a heritage park, wildlife zoo, food street, adventure and paragliding clubs, waterfalls and jogging tracks."
| How about a shooting range?|
Work is due to begin in late February or early March and will take eight years to complete.
| All of Khyber Pakhtunkhwa is a shooting range, so no need to set up a special area. No doubt our beloved president can tell stories of shooting pheasant off the back veranda when he visited his roommate's family on his Indonesian passport, back in '81.|
Funds worth three billion rupees (£19m) have been allocated, he said.
| Eight years on a 50 acre park? We'd do that in a summer here. |
"I wanna ride the Turban of Death! Can I? Huh, Mom?"
Abbottabad, a quiet, leafy town in the foothills of the Himalayas around 50km (30 miles) north of the capital Islamabad, has long been a popular spot for wealthier families to spend weekends away.
The town also houses Pakistan's elite military academy and the discovery of the world's most-wanted man on its doorstep prompted allegations of incompetence or complicity between the armed forces and the 9/11 mastermind.
But Mr Shah insisted the new development was simply about promoting tourism, not polishing the town's tarnished image.
"No, no! Certainly not!"
"This project has nothing to do with Osama bin Laden. We are working to promote tourism and amusement facilities in the whole province and this project is one of those facilities," he said.
The authorities demolished the compound where bin Laden hid with his wives and children last February, fearing it could become a shrine to al Qaeda followers.
Posted by: Beavis 2013-02-05