"...I’m also worried about Prince Nayif, the Idiot Child of the Saud Family. He’s been far too quiet recently. He normally has Verbal Incontinence - although it’s completely embarrassing, he just can’t stop the words from dribbling out uncontrollably. But we’ve not heard anything since he blamed the Jooos for the terrorism in Saudi Arabia. Everyone laughed at him, but he’s used to that. But then they told him that everyone has always blamed the Jooos for everything - Hitler, various Tzars, innumerable Medieval Kings and Princes - and the Jooo thing really has been flogged to death, nobody’s buying it. Now he’s in a deep sulk. I hope no stray cats go near him. He’s looking around for some new scapegoat. He liked it when he could blame the western booze merchants, but the more he put in prison, the more the bombings went on, so eventually he had to let them go. But still, there was the germ of an idea there. All he needs now is another group of westerners who are operating businesses and are fiercely protective of their territories. Once Prince Nayif has identified them, he’ll strike.

So guys, if your wife has got a Tupperware or Avon franchise, I should start packing right away..."