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Explosive material seized: three held
[Dawn] Railways Police claim to have recovered a huge quantity of kaboom from three Afghan nationals.

A front man said on Tuesday that during a routine checking of Quetta-bound 305-Down train at Chaman station, a police party found three suspicious Afghan nationals.
"LeGume, there is something suspicious about those Afghan nationals!"
"Inspector! How can you tell?"
"Did you notice each of them was carrying a bomb?"

On search, the police recovered 50 anti-personnel mines, 100 fuses, 30 detonators and 33-foot wire from their luggage.
"They're for personal use!"
Identified as Abdul Rehman, Abdul Jalil and Abdul Samad, the accused were booked under sections 4 and 5 of the Explosive Act.
"Book 'em under sections 4 and 5 of the Explosive Act, Danno!"
Meanwhile,
...back at the pie fight, Bella grabbed the cocoanut cream...
Railways Police Inspector-General Syed Ibne Husain directed the Quetta SP to award commendation certificates to police party members.
"SP!"
"Yes, Your Excellency?"
"Give them certificates or something. Whatever."
"Yes, Your Excellency!"

Posted by: Fred 2013-02-21
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