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Woman with no pants on, tries to flee scene on a child's battery-powered toy truck

A half-naked DUI suspect tried to flee the scene of a car crash in a child's toy truck, police said. Jamie Craft, 28, was not wearing any pants when she hopped on board the battery-powered toy truck -- which has a top speed of just 5 mph -- to make her escape.

Her attempted getaway came moments after she allegedly slammed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a trailer home in Jonesboro, Ark., on Tuesday. Cops gave chase -- on foot -- and arrested her within minutes.
It took them minutes to chase down a toy truck?
Seconds, then.
KTLA reports she had a blood alcohol level of 0.217 -- three times the legal limit in the state.
What's the legal limit when driving a toy truck?
Craft faces an array of charges including disorderly conduct and driving on a toy truck with a suspended license.
Posted by: Beavis 2013-03-07
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