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Today's Idiot
 ST. CHARLES, Mo. Police say an intoxicated man who broke into a St. Louis-area church might have avoided the Gray-Bar Hotel if not for a case of the munchies."I gotta get away but I gotta have food. Okay, I'll get some food. The police won't be on my tail just yet, right?" The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports that 24-year-old Andrew Steven Jung of St. Charles is charged with three felonies and tossed into the clink on $30,000 bond following the March 8 break-in of the St. Peters Catholic Church in St. Charles. Responding officers found that a deep freezer had been damaged, and ice cream had been taken. Jung was spotted walking about three blocks from the church three sheets to the wind and with ice cream on his face and clothing. "Yeah, there's nothing to give me away, now is--****!" Court documents show that Jung is on probation for heisting dough and/or stuff from another church nearby. Posted by: Korora 2013-03-21 |
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